Taking back cynicism since '98

Sep 13

isyourlisteningbroken asked: Why must I wiggle my fingers?

Because no booger will break off without a lil wiggle.

Jul 27

toptumbles:

Going to sleep like a boss

toptumbles:

Going to sleep like a boss

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ambidextrously-erotic:

sinfulcindie:

Call me crazy, but there is something about this that I love.
libraryvixen:

getting ready



This is my relationship with my boyfriend on so many levels, including her body type.

ambidextrously-erotic:

sinfulcindie:

Call me crazy, but there is something about this that I love.

libraryvixen:

getting ready

This is my relationship with my boyfriend on so many levels, including her body type.

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I GOT A JOB!!!!

I start Tuesday as  Research Assistant for Crown Castles Int.  :3

I am so freaking happy!!!  This sounds like a dream job type role for me — A lot of private, personal work that is similar to jigsaw puzzles.

And who kicked ass at her interview?  Who said “I’M BADICAL?” in business language?  Oh yeah, that’s me!!!

Harry Potter is like Robert Jordan

If you are 18+ and you like Harry Potter, read Robert Jordan’s work Wheel of Time. 

It’s like they are all hand in hand, but JR has 5 more books.

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jessicavalenti:

My favorite fictional feminist. Who’s yours?

jessicavalenti:

My favorite fictional feminist. Who’s yours?

(via ambidextrously-erotic)

thegoodolddaze:

my life explained in one picture.

thegoodolddaze:

my life explained in one picture.

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divinityphotography:

cydne-should-be-sleeping:

thetaylordetroye:

esmeweatherwax:

hardensbeard:

jlesleyfeezberg:

XKCD IS STEALING JOKES
woke up this morning to a bunch of people telling me that xkcd stole my joke
looks like they were right
totally fucking lame — i always knew this comic wasn’t funny but i had no idea randall was “crowdsourcing” his jokes. i use that shit in my standup and now people are going to think i’m quoting a dumb webcomic. thanks a ton you fucking dick.
p.s. please help spread this around and if you know how to get it to mr. munroe, please do. i would really like to see this matter rectified!

Not the first time something like this has happened.
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/comic-641-laughter-free.html

This is shite, but hey, Easty retweeted it! I know him.

Not to like put a damper on this or anything, but Fight Club is a pretty well-referenced movie, and the two images do not seem to connect (one’s about a book club, one’s about the movie).

Yeah, I agree. The whole ‘first rule of fight club’ thing is a big part of pop culture. I’ve made a joke like that before. A lot of people have. Like how a lot of people make this joke. Even the author acknowledges this. Some things are just common. It’s just the whole ‘Simpsons did it’ thing all over again.

Apparently saying “is do not talk about Fight Club” is now stealing. Not from the original author, mind you, but from this person I’ve never hear of on Twitter. Now you know!
/sarcasm

I know it pains you to nerd out for XKCD, but you weren’t the first to make the joke “is to not talk about X club.”  I think I made it in 2001 when I didn’t want people to talk about my high school group.
Yeah, I made it up first, before anyone really used the internet.  DUH!
BTW, if you hate on XKCD it probably means you “don’t get it.”  That’s cool.  A google search usually helps out, boo.

divinityphotography:

cydne-should-be-sleeping:

thetaylordetroye:

esmeweatherwax:

hardensbeard:

jlesleyfeezberg:

XKCD IS STEALING JOKES

woke up this morning to a bunch of people telling me that xkcd stole my joke

looks like they were right

totally fucking lame — i always knew this comic wasn’t funny but i had no idea randall was “crowdsourcing” his jokes. i use that shit in my standup and now people are going to think i’m quoting a dumb webcomic. thanks a ton you fucking dick.

p.s. please help spread this around and if you know how to get it to mr. munroe, please do. i would really like to see this matter rectified!

Not the first time something like this has happened.

http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/comic-641-laughter-free.html

This is shite, but hey, Easty retweeted it! I know him.

Not to like put a damper on this or anything, but Fight Club is a pretty well-referenced movie, and the two images do not seem to connect (one’s about a book club, one’s about the movie).

Yeah, I agree. The whole ‘first rule of fight club’ thing is a big part of pop culture. I’ve made a joke like that before. A lot of people have. Like how a lot of people make this joke. Even the author acknowledges this. Some things are just common. It’s just the whole ‘Simpsons did it’ thing all over again.

Apparently saying “is do not talk about Fight Club” is now stealing. Not from the original author, mind you, but from this person I’ve never hear of on Twitter. Now you know!

/sarcasm

I know it pains you to nerd out for XKCD, but you weren’t the first to make the joke “is to not talk about X club.”  I think I made it in 2001 when I didn’t want people to talk about my high school group.

Yeah, I made it up first, before anyone really used the internet.  DUH!

BTW, if you hate on XKCD it probably means you “don’t get it.”  That’s cool.  A google search usually helps out, boo.

Apparently something happened with the NFL this week and apparently that something the confirmation of the message that football players are allowed to have collective bargaining rights but not teachers. /∴ The security of football is more important than education?

mohandasgandhi:

Right.

“What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” — Albert Pine (via petalsquotesandthorns)

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Vodka and Potter

I suppose the evening could be better.  :3

Jul 26

Harry Potter and the Prepping for Friday

Finally going to watch the last 3 released on dvd Harry Potter movies.  I need to be ready for this Friday.  :3